the shark is still thinking about that nationwide commercial
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“My sisters cat doesn’t like leafy greens but pretends to eat them to make her bunny feel comfortable“
Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.
Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table
California girls we're [untranslatable]
daisy dukes hapax legomena
Sun-kissed skin is [molten? bronze?] (conjectural)
[Mourning exclamation?] [Song of celebration?]
California girls we're [mark illegible]














